Here we join a typical conversion in #cia, as it would be happening
any day -- until the gzt arrives.. This log captures his antics,
conspiracy theories, and well, all around lunacy in action..
*** Now talking in #cia
*** Topic is 'ftp.purg.org l/p artpacks - upload - /cia/ciapak51.zip
- we have it'
*** Set by jandor on Sat Dec 27 13:36:26
*** gzt (gz89Ili@1Cust57.max11.houston.tx.ms.uu.net) has joined
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<gzt> hello
<gzt> please visit my webpage, this is no spam ad.
The page pertains to CIA
<gzt> http://www.fringeware.com/~hambone/mail/stollman.shtml
<MC_Mouse> ah yeah? :)
<MC_Mouse> in what way?
<gzt> read up
<gzt> interesting facts
<gzt> ignore the first part of it.... the hospital
i was in printed that, but allowed me to post the rest of the message
* _zuel throws MM a peice of cheese.
<MC_Mouse> MORE, MORE... :)
<MC_Mouse> uhh.. btw..this isn't like.. _THE_ cia..
we're an art group :)
<_zuel> :)
<MC_Mouse> www.creators.org
<MC_Mouse> it's cool.. check it :)
<gzt> k3wl page huh
<gzt> i know
<MC_Mouse> ok.. uhmm.. wasn't sure.. :)
<MC_Mouse> just something about hospitals and artgroups
doesn't make sense :)
<gzt> The reason i posted such a long message at
that website is because the CIA has replaced and tried to destroy
my family, and those of my friends.
<MC_Mouse> wow.. that's really dumb..
<gzt> MC: you seem a little too quick to show irrelivence
in these 2 subjects.
<MC_Mouse> stupid gov't agencies..
<gzt> Perhaps you are one of them.... just posing
as an art person
<MC_Mouse> oh give me some credit for god sake..
<MC_Mouse> ya.. i'm sure some STUPID fucking agent
is gonna pose as a doodleboy.. that's almost funny..
<MC_Mouse> www.creators.org/web/mm is my hp if you
wanna see who i am and what i do..
<gzt> the CIA has towed barges filled with diseases
across New York Harbor, placed lightbulbs in the subways to create
vertigo, and cameras to observe the reactions, and may have created
the AIDS virus to wipe out the gay population.
<gzt> don't worry, i am not suprised its you
-MC_Mouse- <eV2> WALLOP/#cia <eV2> THIS GUY IS A NUTCASE...
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*** gzt was kicked by _zuel (_zuel)
<MC_Mouse> enough of that..
<_zuel> haha.
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<gzt> come on
<gzt> lets be reasonable here
<gzt> i know the CIA is pissed at me for knowing too
much
<BChrome> gzt: chill or we will have to continue
vacateing..
<MC_Mouse> gzt: we don't want to hear your conspiracy
theories..
<MC_Mouse> we talk about art and related things..
<BChrome> gzt: we allready know all of this..
<gzt> well
<MC_Mouse> sorry to like. shut you out and all..
but it's irrelevant to what this channel is about..
*** BChrome sets mode: +b gzt!*gz89lli@1Cust57.max11.houston.tx.ms.uu.net
<BChrome> sigh
*** gzt was kicked by BChrome (BChrome)
-MC_Mouse- <eV2> WALLOP/#cia <eV2> why do we even bother?
:)
<BChrome> i dont know, mm
<MC_Mouse> what the hell . it's 1am..
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<gzt> come on guys, theres only 2 years left. why
must we spend the end of our lives chatting on irc?
<gzt> we must cherish every minuete that is left
<MC_Mouse> we're being productive..
<gzt> no
<MC_Mouse> we're doing what we want to do with our
lives..
<BChrome> duhahahahahahaha
<MC_Mouse> something WE happen to enjoy..
<gzt> you're making complete vegitables of yourselves
<BChrome> 2 years?
<BChrome> hahah
<BChrome> hahahahha
<gzt> half of you are clones, created by the CIA
<BChrome> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
<gzt> go ahead, laugh at me
<gzt> you will cry when you see the moon bleed
<MC_Mouse> ok.. uhmmm.. i think that's enough..,
gzt..
<BChrome> gzt I need a good laugh once in a while,
thanks
<MC_Mouse> mr. the world is gonna blow up when the
new millenium comes...
<MC_Mouse> UH-HUH.. FOR SURE DUDE..
<gzt> it will bleed the color of red, but with the
brightness of the moon upon our eyes, it will look yellowish
<BChrome> it always looks yellowish
<_zuel> He loves blood.
<gzt> MC: go ahead, say sure
<_zuel> And he makes it look like an accident
<MC_Mouse> SURE
<gzt> MC: i've seen the moon bleed
<MC_Mouse> gzt: yeah.. i saw a monkey driving a school
bus once.
<BChrome> zuel: why bother, he will be dead in 2
years, I guess
<gzt> MC: i've teleported myself all through time,
thanks to the CIA's equipment
<_zuel> haha.
<gzt> thats the true reason why they locked me in
the hospital, because they thought i knew too much
<gzt> thats why they took away my mother
<gzt> and created a clone to look like her
<_zuel> Lemmi ask you a question. If the CiA is the
ones locking you up in the hospitol, why are you here?
<BChrome> zuel: because he rules
<_zuel> and if they are locking you up in the hospital,
don't you think they had a good reason?
<gzt> save yourselves now... stay away from CIA material,
they are watching us at all times!
<gzt> they released me after 2 years
<gzt> read my WEBPAGE
<BChrome> gzt: isnt that the one about the flying
saucers that looked like cookies?
<MC_Mouse> uhmmm.. just wondering but.. why are you
wasting your time on irc YOURSELF...go out, have a good time..watch
the moon bleed.. all that good stuff...
<gzt> zuel: they blamed me for holding a gun to a
news anchor's head, that was true, but, not the real reason behind
locking me up
<MC_Mouse> zuel: good..
<gzt> MC: i cannot leave my house, they'll find me.
<_zuel> Gzt, I suggest you get yourself an anti-matter
gun, and blow the fucking people up who are putting you threw this
problem.
<gzt> i'm in hiding
<BChrome> hmm.. must be thinking of a different nutcase
<gzt> i only have a bbgun
<tel-> what's this shit about the moon bleeding?
<BChrome> gzt: is your address in the phone book?
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<gzt> it will bleed at year 2000 at 12:34noon
<gzt> no
<BChrome> gzt: just for a minute? who cares..
<MC_Mouse> gzt: dose it say what the message was
on the webpage?
<_zuel> How is rock supposed to bleed?
<gzt> oh... i am sure you do not care now
<BChrome> zuel: the rock is alive..
<gzt> but
<gzt> i am helping you for the future's sake
<gzt> save yourselves!
<BChrome> gzt: will it bleed after 12:34?
<BChrome> what if it starts bleeding at 12:33?
<BChrome> will we all die a fiery death?
<_zuel> Is it watching us too?
<BChrome> or will we be crushed by the sky?
<gzt> zuel: John Kelly of the 67th Village in Hell
is going to take 10,001 people's blood and splash all of it onto
the moon
<gzt> BChrome: i clocked it, it IS 12:34noon, not
12:33
<BChrome> gzt: no he wont, I brought him back last
night in a seyonce
<gzt> no
<gzt> it will begin at 12:34
<BChrome> gzt: but what if it doesnt/
<BChrome> gzt: what if it starts at 12:33?
<BChrome> gzt: and its supposed to start at 12:34?
<BChrome> wont it be chaos in chaos?
<MC_Mouse> how do you clock the moon bleeding?
<gzt> it will continue for 3 and a half hours
<gzt> with my stopwatch that i stole from the CIA headquarters
at year 2066
<BChrome> canceling it out, making everything allright
again?
<BChrome> gzt: it was probobly low on batteries
<gzt> can you believe that at 2066, we use international
time... not different time zones
<BChrome> gzt: that seems kinda stupid..
<gzt> we don't even change the hours 1hr ahead/behind
like we do now
<BChrome> gzt: only some places do that..
<BChrome> gzt: florida, doesnt.. ohio, does
<_zuel> Have you tried gettin help from Fox Mulder?
<Zyklon> ooh.. what day is this happening? I need
to stock up on ruffles and dip, cant miss day show...
<BChrome> zuel: we killed him, remember?
<MC_Mouse> gzt: hey does they exchange rate between
canadian and us funds get any better by then? it's the shits right
now.. :)
<gzt> BCrome: clocks don't run on batteries at year
2066
<gzt> everything runs on cyclothene power
<BChrome> gzt: do the watches plug in the wall?
<BChrome> gzt: do you need an exercise bike to use
that?
<_zuel> There is no such thing as cyclothene.
<gzt> no paper/chage currency beginning in year 2038--
everything will be on an international card funded by your government
<Zyklon> they stole cyclothene from th year 3014
<gzt> BCrome: no plugins, what did i say earlier
<BChrome> gzt: I have not a clue
<MC_Mouse> gzt: hey, does canada like.. rule all?
:)..
<MC_Mouse> does jean cretien become like.. WORLD PRESIDENT!?
:)
<gzt> everything runs on cyclothene power
<_zuel> haha.
<Zyklon> mouse: haha
<MC_Mouse> or is he dead by then? :)
<_zuel> Do we ever get sadam?
<MC_Mouse> maybe brian mulrooney make one hell of
a comeback in politics..
<BChrome> gzt: I was wondering something..
<MC_Mouse> boy, that'd make my century..
<Zyklon> gzt: can you teleport me to 2000? I wanna
see this now
<BChrome> zyklon: dont you mean, then?
<gzt> no, they unite with US at year 3108, by year
3167, all countries become one whole democracy
<MC_Mouse> ah well.. atleast it's not like.. communistic
:)
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<BChrome> gzt: republicans rule dont they?
<Zyklon> bcrome: then now.. 2 years from now.. its
all irelivant.. time doesn't matter apparently
<BChrome> gzt: how can that happen, if the world
ends in 2000?
<gzt> Zyklon: in order to teleport human matter,
you must sneak into the top secret CIA headquarters in Hempstead
Tx. It is underground.
<MC_Mouse> gzt: hey, do we discover any new planets
or like.. galaxies or anything?
<Zyklon> hey.. if I give you ten dollars now.. that
will be like worth a lot in 3000 (like.. old coins) and you can
buy me a pentium II 300 system for like 10 cents...
<MC_Mouse> hemp... hheh...
<Zyklon> and then you can bring it back for me..
okay?
<BChrome> gzt: answer me
<BChrome> gzt: how can that happen, if the world ends
in 2000?
<gzt> when the world ends, extreme volcanic eruptions
begin and a new race of man kind begins again... just like in the
past when Richard Garner of the 1st village of hell began mankind
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<gzt> however
<gzt> the world ends as u and i know it
<BChrome> so your saying now, that it does not end
in the year 2000, at 12:34, just the human race?
<gzt> you see, you people are responsible for cloning
my parents.
<BChrome> what about us halfbreeds? I was conceived
from a monkey
<gzt> you will pay
<gzt> nope u wern't
<gzt> look
<BChrome> YES I WAS..
<BChrome> I WAS THERE!+
<MC_Mouse> gzt: answer my question.. i wanna know..
<Zyklon> gzt: they must had some serious pot from
the time you're from.. eh?
<MC_Mouse> come on.. don't leave a poor guy hanging
on like this..
<gzt> look, all these questions may be answerd at
http://www.fringeware.com/~hambone/mail/stollman.shtml
<gzt> please, no future questions
<Zyklon> gzt: can you take me back to the past so
I can stop myself from making a mistake?
<gzt> please keep in mind, the CIA realizes you know
too much... you will be locked up in the mental hospital, just as
i was.
<MC_Mouse> man, it doesn't say SHIT about new galaxies
or anything..
<MC_Mouse> damnit..
<MC_Mouse> i'll tell the fuckers to come get me..
*** BChrome sets mode: +b gzt!*gz89IIi@1Cust57.max11.houston.tx.ms.uu.net
*** gzt was kicked by BChrome (BChrome)
<MC_Mouse> COME ON BITCHES..
<BChrome> logging off
