Doodleboys

Most of the people that hang out on #ansi like to be called doodleboys or dewdleboys or dewdleb0yz, or whatever variant you can think of.. Most of these guys are pretty cool, thoough at times get a bit annoying :)

You could say that most of the doodleboys do in fact draw some kind of art form, though very rarely actually either admit to it, or reply to some lamer asking for an ansi.

Doodle Speak

Doodleboys have formed their own type of #ansi language over the years. Most common are the terms, werd, unf unf, ereet, sex0r, BITZ (bitch), etc.. (All of which should be obvious in meaning, except for unf unf -- meaning that sound you make when you.. well, yeah..)

Usually when a doodleboy is typing, most common letters are replaced with numbers or a similar 'sounding' letter. ie. s3x0r, or 37337 (eleet -- elite), b0yz, etc.. Hehe.. If you ever meet a doodleboy, well, they'll probably be visualising these witty words whilst they're saying them -- not a pretty sight..

Flaming

Yeah.. This is a good one.. heh.. Flaming of one another in #ansi is pretty much the national past-time. Having nother better to do (ie. draw), doodleboys often send crude messages to eachother in a vain attempt to insult the recipient. Usually, remarks about another doodleboy's sexual practises, mother or girlfriend/boyfriend are made, or they are just made out to be attracted to the same sex.

Oping

haha.. Their was an interesting statistic the other day mentioned in #ansi about the ratio of masters to bots: 5 bots, 18 masters, and ok, get this, 90+ ops :) Yes, you heard it right, there 'were' 90umthing ops in #ansi.

Not content with insulting eachothers penis sizes, doodleboys must gain ops in order to get some mystical power over the lesser doodleboys.

<dystro> OP!@
<dystro> ME
<dystro> NOW!@

Often, kicking and banning occur when an opped doodleboy is on the receiving end of a particularly good insult, or a doodleboy feels the need to repeat sexual remarks about his gonads 20 times..

*** empty sets mode: +o Wizy
*** Wizy sets mode: -ooo BlckKnght PhorceP DrmWEaver
*** Wizy sets mode: -ooo naws dngrmouse static4
*** Wizy sets mode: -ooo spo0k ironghost ereet
*** Wizy sets mode: -ooo DarkSpawn Sabby prodiac_
*** Wizy sets mode: -ooo fuckbunny cool_G gFORCE
*** skatter sets mode: -o Wizy
*** Wizy was kicked by troopa (Mass deop. Go sit in a corner.)

Kick-banning is more common in #ansi than an intellectual conversation, and atleast everyday someone is kicked with some spiffy comment tailing their mIRC green kick message...

*** Wizy was kicked by rox-cmu (mass deop, go sit in a corner)
*** cry0mance was kicked by cool_G (%A%) (he's just asking for it)
*** cool_G was kicked by BlckKnght (don't kick cry0)
*** cry0mance was kicked by dngrmouse (do I win?)
*** tm_ was kicked by _sodium (.:%dreadX.STUPID 18 YR OLD WANNABE'S GOING TO MEXICO TO DRINK. GET LOST KIDDIE.)
*** _sodium was kicked by tm_ (.#:hamsteR. x- LOOk FUX0r, i'm not giong to mexico, drinking is lame!%@})
*** mindfuck_ was kicked by _sodium (.:%dreadX.IM JEWISH. FUCK XMAS)

#gay bashing

At least once a week, a doodleboy will come crashing into the #ansi channel spurting out unrelated jibberish such as this:

<person> QUICKLY!@& JOIN #gaycollegeboys AND NUKE THE F**K OUT OF EM.. STOOPID F**KING POOFTRTS@*#

Upon receiving this vital information, a 'large portion yes' of #ansi (including me) promptly joins this channel and start flaming/nuking/flooding its occupants, usually quoting the preverbial 'uNF uNF' or 'sex0r m3 up th3 ars3' or something similarly stupid (st00pid for those who speak in doodle).

Usual channels targeted are usually gay channels (#gaycollegeboys, #gaysandiego, etc - try em, they work :>), and bible bashing communities (#jesus, #bible, etc). There occupants are usualy flooded out of existance, and the odd good doodleboy will take the channel, and of course, keep it ;)

Anal Pleasures

It seems a while ago, someone in #ansi thought it would be cool to start acting like a homosexual, asking for sex0r every minute from unsuspecting doodleboys. This practise was carried mostly by such doodleboys as The Guardian (TG).. Often, these doodleboys are kick/banned, never to be heard from again until the next day -- thank god.

Resourceful 'gay-gabbering' doodleboys however find other ways to lay their 'charasmatic gayness' upon #ansi's population. TG is one such doodleboy. A day never went by without being approached, being offered hours of doodle-sodemy.. If the afformentioned was kicked too many times, he'd rejoin under different alias'/servers, or promptly try to takeover the channel. Heh..

Pron

Pron for those who don't know is actually PORN. Yessir, porn these days plays such an active role in #ansi culture, that doodleboys have taken the liberty of renaming the word slightly to make more sense to their jilted minds..

Everyday conversations can be had about Jenny McCarthy's breasts, Jennifer Love-Hewitts fineness (and make no mistake, she is fine, best you remember this), to that chick in Jerry McGuire? You know!? What's her name? Usually, a doodleboy will just spurt out ftp/www addresses once every 10 mintues, or clever pron dealers, knowing full well the hormonal content of #ansi, join the channel, and repeatively offer their wares..

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Deaths

Around once a month someone either fakes a death/suicide, and occasionly one is real. Nightdee is one who will always be remembered.. RIP..

Usually, once a suicide attempt has been announced (as they do), at least half of the channel actually have something interesting and mature to say about the incident, whilst the other doodleboys start making crude comments. These doodleboys as such don't give a shit about other people's feelings. Ahem.. (serious side of article)

-- dangermouse (acheron op)

* acheron takes no responsibility for anyone joining channels, or visiting web sites mentioned in this article. (hehe, don't see why you'd want to anyway..)