mr.
schizophrenia
(art
also available)
talking with mr. schizo, vga artist with the renound
fORCE Productions..
Session
Start: Fri Jan 10 22:01:48 1997
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Now talking in #skitz
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*** dangermouse changes topic to "interview mania.."
dangermouse:
ahh..
dangermouse: the man has arrived..
skitz: hey hey!
skitz: uh.. hi =]..
dangermouse: okies.. let's get started..
skitz: righto..
dangermouse: background info man.. name, age, sex,
live, g/f, anything else.. etc etc..
skitz: name: Mr. Schizophrenia - who needs
to know my real name
dangermouse: me
dangermouse: ;)
skitz: age: 17 years
skitz: sex: male
dangermouse: sex: yes please ;)
dangermouse: haha
dangermouse: (not with you)
skitz: live: in a place called brisbane, somewhere
in the arse end of the earth.
dangermouse: hey, i live there too ;)
skitz: gf: none..
dangermouse: same here
dangermouse: sad really
skitz: anything else: i dunno, that just about covers
it, oh yeah, i collect curse of the spawn comics!..
dangermouse:
ooh.. interesting.. umm, yeah, whats ya background in the
art scene, when did ya start? groups? ..
skitz: my background in the art scene.. uh.. okay...
skitz: first of all, i started in a now defunct oz
based group called APocalyPtiC Visions, i was in
that group for 2 packs, then moved to ACiD, yah!,
but even then, i stayed for two packs.... then i end up
in fORCE where i exist today...
skitz: i started sometime in 1995... =]..
dangermouse: hehe.. you're one of those glory
hungry group moving ppl aren't you.. admit it..
skitz: oh i've been in other groups too, something
called mOp and GaS.... i'd just mention..
dangermouse: it just proves my bloody point
skitz: well i admit i *was* a grewp jumper, but not
anymore.. too much effort =]..
dangermouse: hmm.. i've noticed you in the force
memeber list for a while.. a rarity..
dangermouse:
so how long have you been drawing hi-rez?
skitz: i've been doing hi-rez since i started.. well
no actually i did *some* before i joined av... about.. hmmm
3 years tops..
dangermouse: jeeze.. your pretty damnm good to have
been drawing only that amount of time! do you draw outside
of computer art, such as pencil - paint.. etc etc..
skitz: yes drawing is a hobby of mine.. i'm into
ink drawings at the moment, but i do a lot of pencilling
too... as for painting, nah, too messy =]....
dangermouse: hehe.. do you pencil a vga before "hi-rez"ing
it?
skitz: depends on what the vga is, sometimes i just
copy the pic out of a book, sometimes i just pencil a sketch
beforehand.
dangermouse: yeah..
dangermouse: what do you think of the current hi-rez
scene?
skitz: which scene?? the australian one or the us
one?? =]..
dangermouse: the global, and aussie..
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rGt:
excuse me
rGt: oh sorry.. i didnt realise you two were together
dangermouse: yes ;)
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* dangermouse
pulls his pants up
dangermouse:
sprung
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rGt:
ah!
rGt: i didnt want to interupt anything between you
dangermouse: not agaiN!
* dangermouse
pulls his pants up AGAIN!
skitz:
as for global, i haven't got much of an opinion as i don't
collect overseas packs these days... as for the oz scene,
there are a few vga artists doings things, but i have ONE
complaint.. STOP FUCKING USING PHOTOSHOP FILTERS AND CALL
THE COMPUTER'S
* rGt
covers his eyes in horror
skitz:
WORK YOUR OWN.. *phant*.. right.. =]..
dangermouse: hey i like photoshop filters.. then
i have no tallent..
skitz: oh, i wish that there were more oz illustrators..
=]..
* dangermouse
pulls his cock out of skitzo's poo-shoot...
dangermouse:
yeah, grump is a 'fav' of mine..
rGt: uh huh.. this interview is shit
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* skitz
shoves his meat up his doggt's poop-chute
* dangermouse
starts crying..
skitz:
grump rocks at his 3ds stuff.. i love it =]..
dangermouse: i erection..
skitz: i like to beat my meat..
skitz: (and so does everyone else.. =])
* dangermouse
is getting excited..
skitz:
hey hey HEY!, isn't this an interview or something
=]..
dangermouse: it most certainly is, no nonsense stuff
here!
skitz: right...
dangermouse: but then again.. this is for acheron..
tom-foolery is our second name..
skitz: acheron, i did a vga that robbed me three
months of fun... damn.. =]..
dangermouse: yeah bunch of ungrateful bastards..
skitz: just call it suffering for the scene.. =]
dangermouse:
oh well.. yeah, so how do you feel about your future.. it
looks pretty secure with more web based sites springing
up all over the place.. i mean, bbs' are dying man! web
sites are opening!
dangermouse: +0 skitzo
dangermouse: waa!
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dangermouse sets mode: +o skitz
dangermouse:
woo
skitz: the future... hmmm the last thing i want to
do is do gfx for websites.. ugh!.. i'm not worried about
bbs's, they are still going strong in my eyes. besides,
i want to work on my own projects...
dangermouse: ahh. bullshit.. bbs' are dead..
dangermouse: ours is, hence so are all the others
;)
skitz: wrong!, there's plenty!
dangermouse: where?
dangermouse: inferno? wow.. quantum leap.. boring...
skitz: uh, i'm talking about 0-3day warez joints
=]..
dangermouse: nah, they'll be busted tomorrow..
skitz: uh, i'll test that point =]..
dangermouse: you've gotta admit, most of the *shareware*
bbs' around our place are pretty damn stupid.. since that
greate bbs INCUBUS died -- well it just hasn't been
the same you know..
skitz: i know it hasn't been the same, but there
have been others that have popped up actually.. it's just
that there isn't any demoscene/ansiscene bbs's around
the place.. which is sad..
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dangermouse:
yeah that top-notch scene bbs acheron was also the
pack leader..
skitz: hmmm that ascii didn't turn out so good..
oh well..
skitz: it didn't have decent mailnets for one thing
=]..
dangermouse: nah, that's only secondary, it had almost
all the iCE packs.. woo!
skitz: it did??.. =].. i thought it just had a lot
of ice packs =]..
dangermouse: we had fucking everything my friend!
but alas, all good things must come to an end..
dangermouse:
you like the =] smiley don't ya
dangermouse: ~8)
dangermouse: *8)
skitz: reminds me of my erection.. =]..
dangermouse: :^)
skitz: yes, it's my trademark =]
dangermouse: as is my famous babyface ~8)
dangermouse: :(O)
* dangermouse
was happy with that last one
skitz:
uh i think i saw that one somewhere else.. =]..
dangermouse: nah i rip everything off..
dangermouse: appartently theres an american bbs called
acheron! ouch! oh well.. tough titties..
skitz: i know, i noticed in some warez group .nfo
listing..
dangermouse: hmm..
dangermouse: who cares.. he's a bbs, were a scene
page.. big diff..
skitz:
new topic plz!
skitz: too right..
dangermouse: hmm.. have you rooted any gerbals lately?!
* dangermouse
is bored..
skitz:
nope, i've locked myself up in the cellar to come out ghastly
white for the new school year...
dangermouse: ahh.. which grade now? pre? infants?
skitz: i'm in the lost grade... no one know which
grade i'm in, and neither do i.. =]
* dangermouse
intended this interview to be completely stupid.. no offense
;)
dangermouse:
hmm.. i'm moving onto the prestigious grade of university,
where ill be picking up chicks one day, and well..
prolly having kids the next ;)
skitz:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i wish people
would stop sucking up to me ans asking me for a vga.. it
ruins my motivation!
dangermouse: what are you fucking on about?
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skitz:
uni, the place my brother hangs out...
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dangermouse changes topic to "skito's gerbal farm"
skitz:
well too much praise ruins my motivation to do any vga..
simples as that..
dangermouse: hmm... what ya buggering on about, seriously..
have i somehow asked for a vga?
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skitz changes topic to "i have no life, find me one.."
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dangermouse changes topic to "uni: chicks, chicks, chicks,
and a fat chick.. arggghhh!"
*** skitz changes topic to "occult is cool"
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dangermouse changes topic to "answer the last bloody question
tool..."
skitz:
have you somehow asked for a vga.. no way!... besides if
you did i wouldn't do it..
dangermouse: bah! fine then! ..
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skitz changes topic to "alanis morrisette rulez!"
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dangermouse changes topic to "alanis morrisette sucks ;)"
*** dangermouse sets mode: +o skitz
skitz:
besides i'm no longer a interview virgin.. this is scary!
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skitz changes topic to "alanis morrissette sucks - NOT!"
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dangermouse sets mode: -o skitz
dangermouse:
just incase.. ;))
skitz: hey not fair!
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dangermouse changes topic to "alanis morrissette sucks -
mettalica rules.."
dangermouse:
nah, shes ok i guess.. im not 'crazy' about her tho
skitz: i lurrrve her.. i've drawn many pictures
of her screwing me.. ahhhhhhh...
dangermouse: do an alanis vga
skitz: no, i've got pictures enough.. =]
dangermouse: how can u love her..
dangermouse: she's prolly a bitch in real life for
all you know..
skitz: cuz i already have enough vga's of her! =]..
dangermouse: you're in love with wanting to love
her...
dangermouse: that made sense..
skitz: i don't know, it's probably something to do
with my ego...
dangermouse: hmm.. prolly, or your decrepid sexual
fantasies.. because you can't any off your dog ..
dangermouse: ;>
dangermouse:
hit me.. go on!
skitz: jeez, i'm *so* ashamed...
skitz: =].
skitz:
pow!
* dangermouse
slaps skitz around a bit with a wet towel used to wipe
his ass..
* skitz pow'z wk up his choote!
* dangermouse uses skitzo's nads as golf balls
* skitz aims his gun at wk and fires!
* skitz complains that he's run out of juice
skitz:
waaiiit... are we gay!
* dangermouse
catches the bullet in his mouth kunfu style and blows
up skitzo's poo chute
skitz:
we are gay!
* dangermouse
is not ashamed of his sexuallity ;)
* skitz admits he's a transvestite..
* dangermouse has seen skitzo in his two piece mini with
poca-dots.. oohh..
skitz:
i bet your daddy wouldn't be happy...
* dangermouse
's daddy is here..
dangermouse:
phear that
* skitz
says can i have a root mr wk???
* dangermouse says no, he's busy ;)
* skitz says that his daddy is bigger then your daddy we
ph3ar!
* dangermouse is not ashamed of his member..
skitz:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i'm sick of all this.....
skitz: i'm sick of life..
dangermouse: it's how you use it that counts..
skitz: i'm sick of vga
skitz: i'm sick of being who i am
* dangermouse
shoots skitzo in the head to relieve his misery..
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skitz was kicked by dangermouse (there, put him out of misery)
skitz:
i'm sick of being used for other's pleasure..
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skitz:
that hurt!..
dangermouse: damn.. he;s back from the dead!
skitz: better now anyway =]..
skitz: wooo didn't i say occult was cool! =]..
dangermouse:
oh well. better end this bullshit while we're ahead i guess,
any last words?
skitz: i want to say hiya's to all vga illustrators
and 3d artits, all force members, all av members
i knew (may they rest in peace).. and ermmmm... to you for
giving me my first interview... ta-da..
skitz: oh yeah...
skitz: I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY MORE REQUESTS YOU HEAR!
dangermouse: and what a funny and eye-opening one
it was!
skitz: *ahem* =]..
dangermouse: we got absolutely nowhere, and well..
i dunno..
skitz: tha's it! =]..
skitz: sure thing, there's always next time =]..
dangermouse: mmm.. i'll chuck this tom-foolery up
on acheron tomorrow..
dangermouse: cya
skitz: okies =]..
skitz: i'm off to leech oldwarez..
dangermouse: wow
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Session
Close: Fri Jan 10 22:57:27 1997
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