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quab
talking with quab, creator
of the socks comics..
Session
Start: Fri Apr 10 14:37:17 1998
Dangermouse:
Right, lets get started shall we?
Quab:
Yes lets get started, you wanna be on top?
Dangermouse:
Right, lay down some quick stats on me, such as your real
name, age, sex, hobbies, school, etc..
No,
ill be on bottom..
Quab:
Umm my real name is Chris Warner.. I'm 18 I like sex.. sex
is my hobby.. so is computers.. umm making fun of people..
and spray painting trains..
Ok
suit yourself.. you know something.. cash is a bunghole..
Dangermouse:
So, what the fuck do you do in the scene?
Quab:
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL you know.. i use to draw way back
in the day.. under and alias not to be revealed.. but anyway..
I'm a coder right now, you know.. pascal,c all that cryptic
garbage..
Linux
bond.org 2.0.33 #14 Thu Apr 9 11:19:31 EDT 1998 i586.. as
you can see I'm running linux now
Dangermouse:
Yes
Quab:
Hold on I gotta take my prozac, ok.. Did you know I'm the
most popular guy in the scene.. its true
Dangermouse:
So, how did you get involved with the scene 'back in the day'?
Quab:
Welp.. lemme see.. I went to a 2600 meeting and met cardiac
arrest.. and some other old people you should be dead by now
scene wise.. anyway i heard about ice/acid local groups etc
and decided .. I'm gonna join.. So I joined a group called
ioa. You guys probably don't remember it but massm was in
it and some other lsoers. i mean miasma.
Dangermouse:
ioa standing for what?
Quab:
Intellectuals Of Art
Dangermouse:
I think i've heard of that group..
Quab:
I think i've heared of it too.. when I say it over a couple
of times in my head..
..
But some stupid idiot released a virus in the pack. anyway
it formed into a group called Rigor, that had d.fan and
tooncinator and all those losers in it.. and we did some
cool packs, and then it died.. And then I came to irc and
went to #bbswarez.. and then to #ansi, and that was a long
time ago.. 94 or something. 93, something like that..
Anyway
from there I joined ice, under a psuedo.. and thats that
and then I started coding.. But I also made some friends
while codng.. like necros and purple motion, and umm who
else.. alot of other people..
Dangermouse:
I have to know, where the hell did you get a nick like 'quab'
from? The back of a cornflake packet?
Quab:
Yes yes the question that is even mind boggling to me.. it
actually stands for something I believe.. But you know how
crazy I am and stuff in the head right?? it just came to me
in a flash, and I never knew I could do cool stuff with it,
watch this!
***
quab is now known as bauqwards
*** bauqwards is now known as quabert
*** quabert is now known as quabby
*** quabby is now known as quabX
__[crEEd_):
nickflood protection activated by quabX
***
quabX is now known as bauq
Bauq:
Damned ass server..
Dangermouse:
hhaha
Bauq:
YOU SUCK! Not you dngr.. the server
Dangermouse:
HEY I HAVE OPS@! ok
Bauq:
But anyway.. You saw all that cool stuff I did with my nick..
***
bauq is now known as quab
Dangermouse:
yeah
Quab:
alot of people can't do that
Dangermouse:
ok, So tell me about the socks comic.. How did it get started,
and for what reasons?
Quab:
Oh yeah I wanna give a shout out to the 4th disciple..
Oh
yeah socks.. Well.. one day back in late 95 or 94.. I can't
remember.. anyway, i was sitting around in #ansi making
fun on people, ops etc, and someone beg''d me to do something
for their e-zine.. So i said what the hell.. I'll write
a comic, and then i said I'll write a comic about ansi people..
btw sodium ripped my idea off with two-days.. rat bastard
Anyway,
i started with sock1.txt, and that was funny.. people liked
it.. So I said.. hey.. what about sock2.txt, then thats
when I started to get bombarded with email and crap, and
thats when brain stepped onto the scene, and he was like
my manager.. he told me.. make the shit crazy.. I said ok..
and BOOM next thing you know sock3.txt, and it went all
the way up to 6 over a 2 yr period or so..
Dangermouse:
Didn't know it had been going for so long
Quab:
Yah.. it seemed to short for me.. but sock6.txt took months
to release, because of sodium.. He was supposed to be doing
it after two-days.. but know.. hE KILLS ME OFF IN TWO-DAYS
AND FLEES THE SCENE.. So i had to do it myself, hes a rat
bastard too..
Dangermouse:
So, how did socks become an online text comic?
Quab:
Hi #ansi I'm on acheron.org =) Socks just took off in #ansi..
people wanted it.. because everyone wanted to be in it.. its
cool to be in a comic and have your character do crazy stuff..
Like cash was a god under me.. because i was the author =)
and he could fly, cardiac was in there.. he was a spy, etc
etc..
btw
ummm can I get your autograph?
Dangermouse:
haha.. mine?
Quab:
yeah.. i figure in a couple yrs acheron.org would've made
scene history..
Dangermouse:
It already has i tihnk -- like how long its been up, and being
updated..
Quab:
A long time now.. =)
Dangermouse:
Since jan 97
Quab:
Yeah its broken records.. You keep it looking good and stuff..
Dangermouse:
Do you look at acheron much?
Quab:
Yeah all the damn time.. In fact at the computer graphics
club they rip your shit.. i found out.. I left my computer
running with acheron.org .. you know gotta keep up on news,
and we gotta discuss that ansi note on the floor thing but
anyway i come back and they're ripping your scripts and everything..
Dangermouse:
Haha.. jeeze.. lamers :)
Quab:
Yeah.. i was gonna drop kick them for you but i couldn't because
they were all in my way
Dangermouse:
Computer graphics club?
Quab:
Yeah at my college.. they do the web page and shit for the
college.. losers..
Dangermouse:
Heh.. and they can't code something as simple as acheron?
wbahahaha. idiots.. anyways..
Quab:
yeah.. dumbassess. you should post on acheron.org (i know
you've been ripping CGC) and they'll get into troubleeee
yeah..
trouble for them.. i'll get a shot of their faces and scan
it
Dangermouse:
You mentioned earlier about coding.. What projects have you
been involved in?
Quab:
Ok ummm obv/2.. ahhh nexus/2.. iniquity.. what else I have
particiipated in at some point.. i'm doing iniquity port for
linux now. ahhhhh what else.. lots of minor crap.. apps, viewers
ummm.. I can't remember all the stuff..
Dangermouse:
So, your basically freelance now? No groups?
Quab:
How much do kangaroos weigh?
Yeah
freelancer.. before I left a month or two ago.. for a break..
i was in root and rca.. I never released in root, but in
rca i released under the psuedo agent9..
Kangaroos
don't weigh that much do they? 100 pounds tops? because
then they can't jump away
Dangermouse:
Kangaroo's? fucked if i know..
Quab:
What about ummm the tazmanian devil? Does it spin around like
crazy and spit and stuff?
Dangermouse:
Ok, so whats this shit about you getting caught in the locker
room with the dick in one of the lockers :)
Quab:
My dick was in a girl =) Yeah that was highschool, gym period..
I was changing my clothes right, and these girls came into
the locker room.. I was like hello.. in my boxers and stuff,
and I really don't remember how it happened but all of a sudden
I'm doing this girl n the GYM ROOM.. everyone else was in
gym class because I was late and not dressed..
So
anyway I'm doing this girl and a security guard comes in..
he fucked it up, i got suspended for like 5 days so did
she.. or something like that.. Ever since then i've had
this thing about gym rooms.. oh well.. I was pleased though..
Because during those 5 days or whatever we screwed everyday
=)
Dangermouse:
Was she fine?
Quab:
Yeah.. she had a nice body..
Dangermouse:
Damn..
Quab:
Ummm.. she lives down the block from me or something.. she
pregnant I hear.. not mine..
Dangermouse:
Haha
Quab:
I'm just back for spring break =)
Dangermouse:
So whats this i hear about that fight between you and Cardiac?
Quab:
Bleh that was just a little ummm how do you say msunderstanding..
Its hard for me to be somewhere on time.. Because I'm doing
21 credits and working, but I was supposed to bring cardiac
and meet him somewhere and I couldn't and he gets all pissed
off.. But we squashed it.. we're cool now =)
Haha
serial is a loser =) Serial owns the ascii scene.. iits
some type of code =) Tthen they say their handles on the
air.. Tthats it I'm getting quab owns the scene on hot 97.1
in new york, or 107.5, or something. Hahahah.. the ascii
scene is funny =).. blk_jack is funny
Did
you know that I gave blckknght his break in the scene and
he doesn't even talk to me anymore? what type of crap is
that? If it wasn't for my stupid darksun coding project..
oh yeah darksun is another codng things..
Serial_owns_the_ascii_scene.mp3
is hilarious..
Dangermouse:
Are you and Darkmoon marrying? :) (you'd better fucking not
be)
Quab:
Well we were supposed to be getting married but she said she
wanted me as her sex slave.. I said I could try..
Dangermouse:
Bay is marrying her tho.. hmm.. i think she's pulling a funny
on both of you..
Quab:
Shes getting married to some loser.. but whenever she needs
sex she said she'll come to me..
naaa..
bay is confused.. me, sabby and bay discussed this before..
Dangermouse:
She should move to australia.. she can live in my room..
Quab:
.. and bay was the one that was confused.. yeah well.. she
wants me for a sex slave!.. i'm trying to tell her no but
she insists, i mean.. I guess she knows what she wants.. my
sexy body, thats all..
Dangermouse:
Haha.. did you know that on average, aussie dicks are 5cm
longer than american dicks?
Quab:
Did you know that darkmoon secretly molests me online?
Dangermouse:
You too? cool
Quab:
Did you know that I'm not an average american?! She doesn't
molest you like she molest me..
Dangermouse:
I'd say your fairly average :) No, she molests me longer,
harder and better..
Quab:
She raped me before! so there!
Dangermouse:
So, whats this about you moving to the demo scene? true?
Quab:
Ummm yah.. I'm off to the demo scene sooner or later.. its
like #ansi keeps calling my name, did you know I'm the most
popular guy in the scene? That other stuff isn't true, whoever
that other guy is that won the most popular guy in the scene
award.. thats garbage..
I know
everyone. EVERYONE! Unless you're new.. oor unless you're
lame. Someone was talking about this guy named cash today..
I was like i don't know him, why? Because he must be lame
=) Cash isn't lame.. Hes just on drugs now.. You gotta hear
this mp3, whenever you feel bored just listen to it..
Dangermouse:
Aint got winamp dude..
Quab:
Serial YOU LAMER!! I'll TOP YOU! Yeah well just wait, I'm
gonna go as far as I can.. maybe even the news..
Dangermouse:
Anyways man.. i've pretty much exhausted myself talking to
you..
Quab:
Yeah me too.. did you know that we've been talking for like
45 mins. Can you put a picture of a kangaroo on acheron.org?
please?! i wanna see a real one up close
Are
you allowed to hunt kangaroo? Do people hunt kangaroo down
there?? I wonder what would happen if I brought a kangaroo
to the united states..
Dangermouse:
Yeah, it happens.. Anyways, been nice talking to you mate..
Quab:
So are you gonna put a pic of a kangaroo up or what?
Dangermouse:
No im not :) Unless one draws in the scene
Quab:
Why not?!
__[crEEd_):
attempting to kick quab
*** quab was kicked by dngrmouse (_ crEEd ,/ be gone)
Session
Close: Fri Apr 10 15:30:20 1998
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