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spot talking with creator, founder of Avenge, and CCO of Razorshift..

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== THIS INTERVIEW HAS BE ALTERED FROM ITS ORGINAL FORMAT ==
== IT HAS BEEN FORMATED TO FIT YOUR INTELLEGENCE LEVEL ==

x!x Now talking in #acheron
:: #acheron joins : spot_

Spot:
hey there

x!x creator_ sets mode: +o spot_
x!x creator_ changes topic to "interview slut"
x!x creator_ sets mode: +nti

Spot:
ok, ready?

Creator:
ready when you are sam

Spot:
ok. well this is our what.. 5th attempt at this interview? :)

Creator:
haha, yes.. im a hectic lil slut

Spot:
haha.. I think dangermouse is about to have my head on a platter for this one...

Creator:
haha yes! platter! woooowoooo.. giddy giddy :)

Spot:
Well i thank you for your time..

Ok... first things first.. I dont want to ACT like a total dipshit... soo..

Creator:
Dipshits are kr4d-elite

Spot:
We are business partners.... so i know alot of this crap about you.. but i'm gonna ask you again for the benefit of all the other losers out there besides myself..

Creator:
haah, think about it..

Spot:
heh

Creator:
l0ozers.. has alot of meaning.. means they are not winners for instance..

Spot:
haha... yeah i guess your right. hahaha

Creator:
I see myself as a winner.. haha.. You are a winner cause i dont associate with l0ozers

Spot:
ahh.. well thank you.. So throw me your full name..

Creator:
Hah, is it safe? i mean, hell people could hax0r my bank account.. ill do it this way. Craig Bxxxxxx Robin aka Creator

Spot:
Ok.. Girlfriend, sig other?

Creator:
Well, i have a wife. Natalie.. most of you have wanked your tiny penis's off to her photos on Acheron.org.. She is the love of my life and the best damn LAY i have ever had... *cough* she owns..

Spot:
Best lay i ever had too... owe... nevermind :)  [ ed note: and I ever had too.. woops ]

Creator:
Hahaha.. Wanna die squirly boyee? :)

Well, we had a very very very close encounter with separation where I was a fucking idiot, lost my mind and told the woman to die slowly and stuff. But, once I did that and spent a few hours without the constant nag of my computer doodleboy life and the real life I thought, What the hell is my problem and i went to her moms house at about 4am and threw pebbles at her window...

We are great now.. end of story, oh, btw i serenaded her.. :) you phear my romeo and juliet skillz

Spot:
Ok, but what's the rumor about Bluedevil having something to do with your little "encounter"??

Creator:
Well, seems that people told me when I went out of town to cali, bd was telling natalie to leave me cause I am not worth it.. To this day I don't know the truth, but when I spoke with BD about it he told me it was a misunderstanding between him and the assholes spreading rumors..

Natalie also denied that bd ever said shit.. pardon my parlevou` francis.. :)

Spot:
Ok, tell us about avenge?

Creator:
Avenge is a artgroup put together to release ANSI and piss people off in the process. We rule.. I say we cause Avenge wouldn't be shit without the kick ass artists we have. Every single member is a god in my eyes. :) phear

I LOVE YOU AVENGE! :)

Spot:
So you are releasing what your 6th tomorrow?

Creator:
Well, since this prolly wont get updated on acheron, we release/released #6 on the 1st of July, and uhm.. it rules..

Spot:
Ok, what was the deal that avenge had died for a time last month... tell us about that...

Creator:
Haha, complete bullshit infact, I to this day dont know who started the rumor, but, if i ever find out the faggot spreading those rumors i will tear off his asshole through his mouth. We prooved we weren't dead btw two days after i returned from cali with a kick ass #5 pack.

Creator:
hah. Sorry about my bluntness, i am very judgemental lately

Spot:
Heh probably BD.. =)

Creator:
Haha.. Well, i dunno. Whenever i talk to him seems he is playing the "creator is my buddy" thing.. although people do tell me he talks masive shit about me behind my back,,

Spot:
Speaking of Bluedevil, tell us about the shit with AvengeScrollz?

Creator:
Hah. Avengescrollz was a shit idea, made up by sudden death.. Cause i didnt want lit shit cluttering our pack i told bd he could have it and run it as a entirely different group but with the avenge name...

Spot:
Ok, but scrollz is now owned by cia.... whats the deal?

Creator:
He didnt get support from avenge cause it was a gay ass idea and when sd left avenge (thank god) the lit merged with cia.. leaving avenge with the leet ansi group..

Once scrollz left avenge i really dont give a damn about it.. The only lit i feel is leet is the stuff cthulu does and some that bd does..

Spot:
You seem to have alot of reserved annoyance towards the Scrollz project, although you let it happen in your group?

Creator:
Hah, our main problem was SD was trying to make avenge something its never was or would have been.. Another cia.. bah.. :)

It happened cause whenever we disagreed sd would be pissed and wanna have a word with one of the leaders.. So i quit disagreeing with him and added things to it to make myself happy :)

Spot:
Ok, that kinda leads into my next question... you and Sudden Death were known as kind of the Avenge Demi-Gods... what happen to pull you two apart from each other so violently..?

Creator:
I am an asshole.. Sd and i are on good terms as far as i know, but some personal things that happened slightly pissed me off about the whole friendship, thus causing myself and him to quit talking..

Mainly people close to him who liked to poke there lame noses in places they didnt need to be poking into

Spot:
In the 5th pack we seen Avenge loose alot of good members... including SD ... what happen there?

Creator:
Haha.. Well, we lost all the good members? :) I feel we got rid of alot of access baggage. The members that left that month sd let in cause they had "potential".. he seemed to let alot of poopy artists in, and gladly they left when he did..

Spot:
Ok, so you kicked everyone out?

Creator:
No, they followed the man who made them feel special.. They quit..

Spot:
Ahh ok.. so this was a SD doing..?

Creator:
Hah. I guess you could say they all pulled a SD.. All through the avenge thing sd threatened to quit or he quit then rejoined.. it happens.. People tend to loose faith in people they counted on when they show they are unstable group wise..

Spot:
Thats understandable..

Creator:
Damn, i feel like a crapload of poop has been lifted off my chest.. now.. [ ed note: notice that creator uses the word 'poop' a lot ] Our staff we have for avenge is simply invincible..

Spot:
So... legion...? Just gimme your thoughts..

Creator:
Legion rocks.. Maestro is my boy.. and we had some "rival" crap going on but it was just for fun.. I get ops in there channel quite often cause the whole group is full of kick ass individuals..

Legion needs to keep doing the month thing, but from what steve told me,... there back to there old every 3-4 month thing,,

Spot:
Ok, good enough

Creator:
:) gahaha.. er hah

Spot:
Tell us about your thoughts towards Zenith..

Creator:
Haha. Zenith is leet.... but they need more publicity. I got nuthin but love for em..

Spot:
Whats the dirt on the problems you are tainted x had around the birth of Zenith?

Creator:
Haha.. Well, i am forced to say.. I was told a bunch of shit and thats all it was is shit.. end of story :)

Spot:
What kind of shit? :)

Creator:
Well, the shit that no one wants to hear.. Like other groups stealing emmbers in your group from within, and stuff like zenith was formed to kill avenge... blah blah..

Spot:
So, are you and tainted x on good terms?

Creator:
We always were... me and him have been boyz since day 1

Spot:
Ok, so tell us about your thoughts on the future of Avenge?

Creator:
Avenge will continue to release.. We will put out our pack on schedule setting the example we do for most the groups in the scene today. Since avenge has been formed we started a chain reaction of groups to release regularly.. Zenith, Function, etc..

We will be ansi only.. Sorry vga doods.. join acid.. they rule.. THAT WAS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FROM RADMAN!

Spot:
Heh.

Creator:
I got mulah for that.. oh yez $$ cha ching!

Spot:
Do you have any plans for Avenge population control?

Creator:
No need for population control, we are still a small group.. But if members get inactive they will get the boot

Spot:
Correct me if i'm wrong but didnt Avenge state a period of Invitation only?

Creator:
Yes..

Spot:
Why? if you may..

Creator:
We changed that and made it non-invite only :) we fealt we were keeping awesome artists from joining our ranks..

Spot:
ok.. Now, i hate to bring this up... but avenge.org got a terrible rating in FOS... what are your comments on this?

Creator:
Haha.. I agree.. I liked it for a day or two after i put it up, then i realized.. it suckz..

Spot:
(told ya) <--- reserved.. :)

Creator:
Its gonna change to a page where it only has a logo and our packs for a while and then we will do a new one..

Creator:
Haha.. I knew you would do that.. sillybuttmunch boy.. Dont make me tell the public about your obsession with household appliances..

Spot:
Bahahahahaha... hey dont go there..

Ok.. so what do you do for a living? (shamless plug <g>)

Creator:
I actually am CCO for Razorshift Studios.. 'image engineers for the 21st century'.. We rule the web scene aswell as intranet world..

Spot:
So what do you exactly do?

Creator:
I sit on my ass and play with the BOSS key in my computer games hiding that i dont do shit at work :) Hahahh.. I am a web developer... and graphics god.. Check out www.razorshift.com if you wanna get some stuff done for a good price..

Spot:
Haha... ok

Creator:
Keep in mind tho fellow shoppers, we do quality..

Spot:
Ok.. now the question you have been waiting for... drum.. roll... please..........

Creator:
brrrrrrrrrrrring~!

Spot:
(was that a drum?)

Gimme the low-down on FRiCTiON..!

Creator:
Friction is my webzine dedicated to pissing off everyone in the scene.. If you have shit you want to say to pis people off, feel free to write and submit it to me at creator@razorshift.com.. Friction is a non-profit organization so we need non-profit stuff..

THIS HAS BEEN A PAID ADVERTISEMENT SPONCERED BY THE LETTERS S, H, I, AND T.

Spot:
Umm, i dont want to be strange here... but why would you want a webzine dedicated to pissing everyone off?

Creator:
Cause its never been done before and it gets hits!@ :)

Spot:
Hahahha...

Creator:
People read contraversial stuff.. end of story. BTW friction is found on www.ellvee.org

Spot:
Ok. So where are you currently living?

Creator:
In salt lake city utah!

Spot:
Ahh.. groovy..

Creator:
Damn straight! we got more beer than any other state at this moment since we are stocking up for the olympics! [ ed note: I doubt you have more beer that Australia.. FOSTERS! :) ] Also! we got Hard Rock Cafe SLC!

Spot:
Hahahaha..

Creator:
and.. budweiser is the sponsor for the olympics here! not coke!!! Party town USA!

Spot:
Hahahahaha.. Sounds like your having too much fun.... <g>

Creator:
Well, i have had no-life due to work, and i must participate in social activities as my marriage counselor puts it..

Spot:
Oh, forced recreation.... i want some.. :)

Creator:
Heh.. Well, they ask me to be social, yet everything costs money!!!!

Spot:
So, real quick in closing.. tell me about f8?

Creator:
f8.. uhm.. basically dead.. i do it sometimes.. we hang in #f8 and idle..

Spot:
Ok.. well creator i thank you for your very valuable time spent here with us..

Creator:
Well, anytime you need to ask questions feel free and threaten my life again.. I always enjoy restraining orders.

Spot:
haha, ok. .. great!

Spot:
You have any greets you would like to throw out before we close?

Creator:
Sup to avenge..legion..ice..RADMAN.. er i mean ACiD..all the large assed chicks in the world who cant get men, learn to masterbate.. peace!

Spot:
haha.. thanks.. later

Creator:
peeeeeeeeez out yo homey

** END OF LINE **

** BACK STAGE PASS (afterwards) **

Creator:
Wuzzznt that special? I bet i will piss someone off with that.. You just wait and see.. ufn. er uNF.. Underminding new fuckz

Spot:
Hehe... i finally got that fucking thing done.. dngr is gonna be so happy..

Creator:
Hahha.. Now you have to edit it.. hahah [ed note: correction, dngr has to edit it :~( ]

Spot:
I bet he'll jizz all over and tell me he hates it

Spot:
Oh shit... i hate editing.. [ ed note: you didn't edit *that* much :) ]

Creator:
Hahaahaaaa.. Run it through spell checker

Spot:
Msword baaaby.. [ ed note: I found some speeling mistakes ]

x!x creator_ is now known as [cr]eator

<[cr]eator> ufn

Spot:
Thanks fool... talk to you later bout work. later

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